Awfurfeksake Scottish Phrase T-Shirt — Humorous Scottish Slogan Tee

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This relaxed, mid-weight tee carries a bold hand-lettered graphic that reads like a shouted local saying — gritty, playful, and unmistakably proud. The shirt’s classic crew neckline and roomy cut make it an easy go-to for days when you want comfort without losing character. Printed with crisp DTF/DTG techniques, the design’s contrast pops on the deep dark backgrounds, giving the artwork a slightly weathered, streetwise vibe. Wear it to ferry rides, ceilidhs, or casual nights out; it settles into everyday life and surfaces stories — of hometown jesting, pub laughter, and standing-your-ground humour. Durable cotton and reinforced shoulder tape keep the tee feeling familiar wash after wash, while the tear-away label and OEKO-TEX certification mean comfort and conscientious production sit quietly behind the statement.

Product features
– 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight (180 g/m²) for year-round wear
– Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for comfortable, lasting shape
– Shoulder tape and reinforced stitching to prevent stretching
– Dual DTF and DTG printing for crisp sleeve, neck and main artwork details
– OEKO-TEX® certified fabric, tear-away label, and EU 2-year warranty

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36
Sleeve length (from center back), cm 38.35 41.91 45.72 49.53 53.34 56.90 60.20
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

 

 

EU representative: HaggisPoo.co.uk, info@essantee.co.uk, essandee, Dawson Place, 57 Dawson Place, Bo’ness, SCT, EH51 0NW, GB

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

£ 18.95